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Mother: You are 7 years today. Happy Birthday! Raju: Thank you,ma. Mother: Would you like a cake with 7 candles on it for your party? Raju: I'd rather have 7 cakes with one candle. ********** Auntie: Well,Billy,How do you like school? Billy: Closed. *********** What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk. ********** Here is an interesting excerpt from the conversation that a computer professional has with his wife on returning home late from work. Husband: Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in. Wife: Have you brought the groceries? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife: What about my new TV? Husband: Variable not found ... Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied ... Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband: Too many parameters ... Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband: Data type mismatch. Wife: You are a useless nut. Husband: By Default. Wife: What about your salary? Husband: File in use ... Try after some time. Wife: Who was in the car this morning? Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL ALT DEL to Reboot. Wife: Care for a drink? Husband: File system is full. Wife: Who do you think I am? Husband: Unknown Virus. |
